Since I’m still too stunned to come up with any words to describe this confused feeling of mine right now, I’ll just let pictures do the talking. And mind you, I have seen quite a few things in my life – like places called Pori, Lahti and Turku (ask any Finnfag, that’s some serious shit). Granted, I’m yet to see three fat goth chicks riding in circles with tricycles but after this I think I’ve gotten pretty damn close.

So there’s this annoying Kugyuu-character whose body is made out of jello and attacks by shooting acid from her nipples. Now please take your time and laugh it off before proceeding.

All done? Good, moving on…

Co-uh-Nipblocked?

…holy shit.

You have to be fu-

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All in all Queen’s Blade makes pretty much no damn sense at all and easily beats even Akikan! in every possible sense of QUALITY. Potential for a drinking game? Absolutely; in fact I must strongly advise against watching Queen’s Blade sober regardless of the circumstances. I’m sure Kuro agrees.

A moaning Mizuhashi Kaori is fine too.