But just in case you haven’t, it isn’t a troll, but a translation of the original Sword Art Online web novel’s infamously bad sex scene. Naturally this god-awful shit was censored from the LN version to do a favor to humanity, but of course some people just had to go and dig it up as if we needed to find a rival to Nasu in the series of mind-boggling copulation scenes. But it got me thinking, how much exactly is two years worth of the white stuff? Let’s see here, time to do some of that science shit…
The force and amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between 0.1 and 10 milliliters. (By way of comparison, note that a teaspoon is 5 ml and a tablespoon holds 15 ml.) Adult semen volume is affected by the time that has passed since the previous ejaculation; larger semen volumes are seen with greater durations of abstinence.
A 1992 World Health Organization report described normal human semen as having a volume of 2 ml or greater, pH of 7.2 to 8.0, sperm concentration of 20×106 spermatozoa/ml or more, sperm count of 40×106 spermatozoa per ejaculate or more, and motility of 50% or more with forward progression (categories a and b) of 25% or more with rapid progression (category a) within 60 minutes of ejaculation.
Now assuming everyone reading this shit is your general male anime consumer and faps once or twice a day, this would mean two years worth of semen amounts to roughly 1.45 liters with 2ml a pop. However if we consider the absolute maximum reported (which is usually the absolute minimum volume if any hentai is concerned) then we’re talking about some 7.2 liters. I guess the text is pretty accurate in at least that – gushing out 7 liters would indeed feel pretty much endless. In fact it could be downright lethal given that the average human body doesn’t even contain 7 liters of blood, let alone semen. Perhaps someone with a degree in urology can shed some light on this.
And this is not to mention how Asuna could have possibly had enough…uhh…capacity for such load. You know, it may actually be better to not try explore this any further.
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Here, something a bit more plausible.
But this indeed provides an interesting metric for rating anime girls, and lo and behold what I bore witness to when coming home from work today…
[13:44] <@Guncannon> How many litres would you rate Eru
[13:44] <@Kurogane> mmmm at least 5
[14:09] <@Kurogane> yeah
[14:09] <@Kurogane> i think
[14:09] <@Kurogane> i’ll upgrade Eru to 8 liters now
[14:11] <+Ice_Rabbit> also if asuna = 7 liters is our base
[14:12] <+Ice_Rabbit> eru is definitely below 7
[14:27] <+WtFrostyCakes> look what you did to this channel, Nobar!
Hope this has enriched your SAO viewing experience, kids.