I really expected Ichiroku or Sig to be the token lesbian icon in the show, but whaddya know. Guess thongs work on girls too, as long as it isn’t a male who’s wearing them. Oh well, the Finnish rape train got to the end of the line, and Funco walked out as forever used goods. And by the way, hilariously enough there indeed were burger-stricken Finnfags around complaining about Sako is giving everyone the wrong idea about Finnish guns. The wrong idea about what, these hunks of junk that failed every god damn time our gunsmiths actually tried something else than blatantly copying someone else’s blueprints? Yeah, I’m sure. Also, I’m convinced whoever doesn’t feel bitter hatred for the Rk-series after the national service is either certifiable, a True Finns-voter, or balls-deep in some twisted Stockholm syndrome. Seriously, I sometimes see senior airsofters in full FDF gear which even at its best cannot measure up to Russian-made stuff that costs three to five times less. Oh well, guess that files under the rich nationalist people logic.
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Walpurgis Special – About the Rk 95 and Finnish Guns in General
Oh well, at least they made her a realistically rotten bitch.
Okay, so I get spammed screenshots from Upotte!! showing the Rk 95 who made her appearance in the 4th episode. Look people, I watch Upotte!!, I have an excellent eyesight, and my brain hasn’t been turned into mush by the ethanol fumes just yet. I don’t need you choirboys to point it out for me. Jesus. But since people won’t shut up about this godforsaken lump of metal, let me tell you all about it.
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Special PSA: Clearing Misunderstandings and Realigning Myself
An accurate depiction of the Finnish scene right now.
I can’t believe I ended up writing about this, but oh well. Basically there’s an event called DesuGaala that will be held together with Desucon Frostbite next year. “Bad Nova, no more of this Finnish bullshit!” you say. I know, but bear with me just this once. Now, let’s take a look at the official announcement on the Gala as it was posted on Desucon’s blog by niidel who is in charge of organizing it. Unauthorized translation below:
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The Obligatory Independence Day Post
Today is the day of Finnish independence, and as such I’m obliged to put out a post following the long and obnoxious tradition of my countrymen trumpeting their nationality wherever they go. Be sure to watch the Unknown Soldier, the military parade, and of course the Independence Day Reception to witness how our celebrities and politicians still dress up like their definition of “tasteful” referred to circus clowns.
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Winter PSA – No Lectures For You, Here’s Why
I guess it’s about time to fart out another public service announcement. As Jinx! continues on its fifth year of operation, things are more or less business as usual. But there’s something I’d like to address in more detail to prevent further misunderstandings.
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Finncon/Animecon ’11 and Other Stories – All Hail the Blogger Master Race
For starters, the above image should say everything there was to FC/AC that was held in Turku last weekend. A quick hearsay from other bloggers is telling the same tale – there wasn’t actually that much to write about the event though meta happenings were plentiful. But since I’m such a nice guy, I might as well give the con a couple lines before we get to the juicy bits.
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Desucon 2011 Sunday’s Report
Alright, now that the Finnish midsummer is at hand and I’m getting comfortably drunk, it’s time to take care of the latter half of my Desucon report.
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Meanwhile, in the Green Room…
This photo is all sorts of awesome so I think it deserves its own post. Darkki wins the game.
Fingers, check ‘em.
Desucon 2011 Saturday’s Report
Ruining your waifus since 1917.
Nova’s back, back again. Nova’s back, but please keep your retardo friends out of this. Now, thanks to my university education having prepared me for my current position as a forest industry mid-boss in no way whatsoever, I’ve spent the last few weeks just trying to figure out all the ridiculously badly designed logistics control, personnel management and budgeting software. Also due to some near epic grade failing on part of my ISP I had to sit tight with no functional internet connection for over two weeks. Felt bad, man. And once I was finally free to roam the trolling super-highway once more, I realized that Desucon was right around the corner and I had done absolutely nothing at all about my own lecture. TL;DR: no blogan because lol.
But enough of the excuses as you’re supposedly here for the con report. Here goes nothing.
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Spring PSA – The Shape of Things To Come 2011
The spring is at hand, as one can finally notice the sun actually warming up something and staying above the horizon for longer than three hours a day. Hooray! Now, I thought it would be appropriate to push out a little bit of PSA as the apathy of winter has recently been broken by a lot of things.
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